Sivananth's day out

8:15 am: Sounak chatterjee (my room mate) screams "utto! kitna sota hai tu!"

8:35 am: mess - gobbles up bread, cornflakes and
eggs(omlette,scrambled). one friend remarks "you take eggs in
different forms" Replies "Eggs are like religion! They take different
forms but reach the same destination!!!" Friend runs for cover.

9:00 Accounts class
Asks a doubt on something. prof as usual replies "why don't u tell
us?" Arey, how often should i prove my idiocy. notes down the
hundredth time not to ask doubts again.

10:10 IT class
first day:Brags for a long time on uses of IT. Uses the board and
ohp. Qn to prof:"why don't u use IT? Where is the ppt slides?"
Calls the undersigned "Mr.IT" ever since.

11:30 Stats
New prof a girl, a lookee(looker:one who looks;lookee:one who can be looked at) I will teach u more english in the coming issues.

afternoon:sleep(sleeps 10hrs a day)

8:30 pm: mess - there is a talk on moving a no confidence motion
against current Class rep. and making me one instead! Notes down
to run a secret campaign (they hold proper elections here) before
that prospective day.

9:30 pm: hostel - nothing significant to do. writes this mail

See u in next issue
Sivananth