Monday, August 22, 2005

Tryst with mid term exams

Day 1: Organizational Behaviour
Important terms: motivation, attitude, blah power n
Type: objectives 120 in one hour (negative marking minus 1)
two case studies:one hour

Writes bulldung(substitute with s**t!) for half an hour and
thought he's done with. Looks around. Everyone still writing
furiously. Panic. Wrote a couple more pages of bulldung. feels much
better.

Day 3: Management accounting
Important terms: inflation accounting,forward contracts, deferred tax
credit(i made up these! ha ha)
Type: normal lenghty paper

Sees Qn paper. Cries silently. looks around. Everyone doing the
same.feels much better.

Day 4: Fore noon: Law (3 hours)

Case: A promises a car to B. A did not give the car. Can B claim it?
Verdict: Justice Honorable Sivananth emphatically says NO. Gives
reasons which sounds like yes. WHAT CRAP? strike strike.

A.N: Communication (3 hours)
given: A picture: few people with binoculars.
Qn: Interpret the picture briefly.
Looks intently for awhile. Has no clue. Writes "The people don't seem
to know what to look for. Neither do I." (I look forward to Prof
reading this to the class! Boy! i already built a reputation)

Note:other days were uneventful.
Disclaimer: The author asserts his right to imagination(some parts are
true!).

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